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Scott Gary Michael
17 February 2010 @ 11:19 pm
226. The TEN lamest things you've ever done or said.

1. "Yes, you look fat in that."
2. Not using a condom. Seriously.
3. Telling people that my mom used to be a hooker.
4. "Grody to the max!"
5. Any 80's lingo I picked up from The Breakfast Club.
6. "Sure, Heather can have sugar. It's not too late."
7. "She's five, how much trouble can she get into."
8. "Dunder Mifflin, Scott speaking."
9. Anything Michael may have said. Genetics suck.
10. Repeat #9

Muse: Scott Michael
Fandom: Original Character [The Office]
Scott Gary Michael
26 October 2009 @ 09:44 pm
214. TEN answers you don't want to hear

1. Scotty, I'm your father.
2. I'm pregnant.
3. I have a boyfriend.
4. You know this would have never happened without condoms.
5. We're not interested.
6. You're not that great.
7. You're fired.
8. I hate your pancakes.
9. It's not that big.
10. No.

Muse: Scott Michael
Fandom: The Office
Scott Gary Michael
15 April 2009 @ 12:13 am
173. TEN things that cross your mind a lot

1. Jen.
2. Heather.
3. Jen's two older brothers who might kill me one day.
4. The fact that Michael dressed up as Darth Vader this past Halloween.
5. Getting married.
6. Not getting married.
7. Writing some songs for the guitar.
8. Forming a band with Jen.
9. Having my own tour bus.
10. Sex.

Muse: Scott Micheal
Fandom: The Office (Original Character)
Scott Gary Michael
TEN things on your to-do list

1. Buy Heather a birthday gift.
2. Teach Jen to play the guitar.
3. Try not to light the kitchen on fire next time I cook with Jen. Serves us right for trying to make homemade pizza and then forgetting about it.
4. Repaint the kitchen.
5. Be seduced.
6. Finish watching that True Blood show with Jen.
7. Buy some new jeans.
8. "Re-connect" with my "dad".
9. Play something other than online Monopoly at work.
10. Eat some of those candy hearts that Michael gave everyone.

Muse: Scott Michael
Fandom: The Office [OC]
Scott Gary Michael
20 June 2008 @ 04:47 pm
How can he be my father?
Scott Gary Michael
19 June 2008 @ 05:25 pm
Some things are worth waiting for.
Scott Gary Michael
29 January 2008 @ 09:02 pm
Make a mixtape for your bestfriend/lover etc ... Explain why you've chosen each song. Why it reminds you of that person or why you think they would like it.

For Jenny. While you've been the one to introduce me to many of these artists, consider this you grade school tag. Circle yes if you like me or no if you don't.

1. Portions for Foxes - Rilo Kiley
I like to think this song is self explanatory. You're bad news, Jen.

2. Short Skirt/Long Jacket - Cake
Because you do own both.

3. God Is A DJ - Pink
Okay, stop laughing. It reminds me of you. And your spirit. Something about being just the person you are.

4. Let Go - Frou Frou
So, this was the ending song to that movie you've made me watch about ten million times? Garden State or something.

5. You're So Damn Hot - OK Go
Yeah, I have no idea how this got on the mix.

6. Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) - Cobra Starship
It's been stuck in my head ever since you made me watch that movie.

7. One Week - Barenaked Ladies
Despite everything we can still drive each other a little crazy.

8. Simple Kind Of Life - No Doubt
A lot of people don't realize what you want from life.

9. On The Radio - Regina Spektor
You take the things you like and try to love the things you took.

10. I Need Two Hearts - Ballboy
Because we all need two hearts.

Muse | Scott Gary Michael
Fandom | The Office (Original Character)
Word Count | 275
Scott Gary Michael
Sex: The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

When Jessica tells him that she's pregnant, he's not that shocked. He thinks he should be. Scott thinks he should be freaking the fuck out about being a father, but instead he's neutral. He's Switzerland and he's not cursing the times the both of them were too fucking turned on to remember the condom. Maybe, he thinks, it's some weird unconscious teenage rebellion against his mother's ex-hooker safe sex ways - but realistically he knows if he was starting a rebellion he'd probably end up getting an STD from a midget. Instead he's got a pregnant girlfriend who is miserable and looking at everything he's doing like he's such a fucking failure. Well, he surely did succeed in knocking her up. Shouldn't he get points for that?

Muse | Scott Gary Michael
Fandom | The Office (Original Character)
Word Count | 166
Scott Gary Michael
30 November 2007 @ 06:36 pm
How do you relax?

With Jenny. By reading a book. Taking a bubble bath. Buying things. Buying/Cooking my favorite meals which include and are not limited to: curry, pizza, spaghetti, alcohol, jelly beans, chocolate milk, hot chocolate, ice cream, whipped cream, milk products of almost any kind. KFC, chow mien, wonton soup - okay, I mostly buy and don't cook - chocolate and peanut butter. Talking to Heather. Playing Yahtzee. Playing Plant Tycoon. Not working. Taking "sick days." Not speaking to my "father." Listening to my mother give yet another safe sex lecture in utmost amusement. Putting on the beach screen saver and beach music and reclining backwards in the comfortable chair. Sex. Sex in the kitchen. Sex in the office. Sex in the bedroom. Sex in the shower. Sex in the car. Sex in the supply closet. Sex in the office bathroom. Birth control. Watching The Breakfast Club. Watching any Ally Sheedy movie. Listening to Leonard Cohen. Listening to Paul McCartney. Watching a Neil Simon play. Anne Bancroft. Watching 7th Heaven. Playing Guitar.

Many other ways.

Muse | Scott Gary Michael
Fandom | The Office (Original Character)
Word Count | 230
Scott Gary Michael
19 November 2007 @ 08:40 pm
TEN places you've had sex

1. My car.
2. My house.
3. My place of work.
4. A number of the desks at Dunder-Mifflin.
5. The women's room of Poor Richards.
6. Bathroom stalls of my former high school.
7. Jenny's car.
8. The elevator of my apartment building.
9. Behind the bleachers.
10. Bookstores.

Muse | Scott Gary Michael
Fandom | The Office (Original Character)